Get one of Germany's hottest humorous gag gifts. Pechkeks ... the fortune cookie's dark twin. Each cookie comes with a distinct humorous, wicked message. And they taste really good.

Chock-full with 24 Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies, you'll get a humorous left hook every day. Door by door a prophecy in a black cookie, individually wrapped in design-foil with one of four gruesome characters. A delicate cabinet of the finest black humor, this calendar offers everything you wish for a ruined pre-Christmas season. Do you dare? Then look forward to lots of fun, stunned faces and the loudest laughter! For you, your grim buddies and your hunchbacked relations.

One thing is guaranteed: these after-dinner cookies are lots of fun. Dark prophecies. Brutally honest. Mercilessly funny. Truthful, direct, crude or pessimistic.

For example:

I HOPE YOU DON’T PLAY HIDE & SEEK. BECAUSE NO ONE WILL COME LOOKING FOR YOU

IF YOU FIRST DON’T SUCCEED, THAT’S TO BE EXPECTED.

IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU’LL GET AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE.

You never know what you're gonna get. That's what makes them so great.
Warning: Not suitable for the easily offended or those with no sense of humor.

Produced in Hamburg by Pechkeks, a cookie company with distinctly dry Hamburger sense of humor.