Mustard from the gods
I don't love anything more in life than this mustard, I'm not kidding. This is my favorite condiment on earth. I put it on my sandwiches (goodbye mayo) and on hot dogs and it makes everything taste amazing. Just opening the jar makes me happy. I don't know what kind of magical ingredient is in here but I love it more than I should. I would crawl over broken glass and hot lava for this mustard. I have some on hand like I'm preparing for the apocalypse but I don't care.
